- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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