There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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where are you?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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Anti Joke

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