What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man boobs

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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women's rights

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Do you believe this will change?

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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