- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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