- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

I like to eat people

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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