a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What is cold? Winter

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Not Steve Jobs

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

whats really hot the sun

What's 9+10=? 19

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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