When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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Joey mayer's face

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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