What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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The cow went moo

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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