Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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The game!

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Vagina ass.

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Republicans

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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