Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Women.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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