- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

What's better than sex? Nothing

what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

poop

how did the little girl die cancer

Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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