Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Good boy

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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i'm not gay

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c+t+c?

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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