- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

fabien

What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Halo < COD

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

twilight

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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