A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Paul Dylan King!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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potatoes

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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