- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

That didn't hurt.

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

Doorbell salesman.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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