What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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How did the girl die? 25.

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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fack me!

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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