Canida

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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