What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

what colour is a frog green you idiot

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

terry stockton is straight

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

I have no ideas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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