Cleveland winning something

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Poop

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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