- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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