A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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A black guy with his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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