Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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