why did i fall? i got pushed!

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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knock knock

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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alert("The Game");//

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Nice weather we're having.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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