- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

whats 2+2? 4

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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