- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

Knock Knock Yes?

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

whats 2+2? 4

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

i love huge wieners.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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