What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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don't look behind you

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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