- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.