a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

Guess what? No.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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