what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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