How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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