- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

terry stockton is straight

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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