- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

whats better than 24................. 25

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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