- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

Women's sports

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Type 2 diabetics

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

A blind man walks into a pole.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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