- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

A horse cantered into a bar.

I'm banging your sister.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Women's sports

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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