The bird is not the word.... Its two

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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who eats pencils asians

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Reed is poopin

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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Poop

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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God is real

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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