- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

whats your name? bumder:)

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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