- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

twilight

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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