- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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