- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

- What's green and invisible? holds out empty hand - This cabbage

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Anything Dane Cook says

A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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