Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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