Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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I'm banging your sister.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Women's sports

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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