- Anti Joke

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester