Hi my name is Jim

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Scientology.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

who eats pencils asians

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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