Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

women's rights

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Flab

alston wang

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

who is mark

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

I know a black girl named beyonca.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

Anti Joke

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