Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are red Violets are penis

I'll be back. Please use the door.

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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