Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

kyle dosnt eat dick...

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

Obama

Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

What did you say? I don't know.

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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