- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

What's up? The sky.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Video Games

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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Women's rights

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Murder me once, shame on you.

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