- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

How do u shit With ur ass

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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