what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Good boy

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

The bird is not the word.... Its two

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

hello

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

A woman comes at the doctor.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

What would you rather do or drag a board?

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Cancer.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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