Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Hi.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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