Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Gays

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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