Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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hello

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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Cancer.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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