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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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