Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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