- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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A jew go out of a bar

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

How many cows say moo? All of them

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Where's my tractor?

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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