Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Hi

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Gays

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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