- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

What's up? The sky.

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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