whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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fart+fart=poop

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Yo daddy!

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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