Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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what is big and white? the moon

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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GONNA

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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