Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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womens rights

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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PENlS.

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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