knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

hi corey

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Why? Because!

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