i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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why?

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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