- Anti Joke

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Murder me once, shame on you.

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed